Where to go, where to go

We get to go out to a nice club tonight. I just found out that its going to be a 20$ cover. Which I think is crazy, there is going to be a DJ there which I have never heard of. My problem is that I want to go--to dance at least. But I am so cheap that I don't like spending that much. And from the reviews I read online they are real sticklers for dress code too. As in "That Ed Hardy shirt will do just fine," but "those cherokee closed toe dress shoes will not work here." I don't own anything without a lace on it. I did have some fancy red shoes that were velcro but SOMEONE gave them to Goodwill. All I want to do is dance. And I think to dance you don't need fancy dress shoes. But I guess these paces are all about status anyway. So I hope we can find a hoppin' place where my Mossimo shirt and tommy hilfiger lace up shoes can go! Pfft..