Oldest Woman to give Birth dies at 69

Another CNN.com pull, and another reason there SHOULD BE BABY LICENSES. Do you remember that old woman that had twins a few years ago? They made fun of her on the Craig Ferguson show. She was 66 when she had twins, supposedly the oldest woman to give birth. Well now she has died and left behind orphans. Her selfishness has left behind 2 motherless children. I hope they can find some relative to take care of them...

Baby Licenses, Baby Licenses, Baby Licenses

Hey look, here is another case where "baby licenses" would have kept this poor newborn from being born in a port-o-potty. And then thrown in said portable toilet. And how, I mean really how can someone not know their pregnant?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/02/maryland.toilet.birth/index.html

How can you not agree with baby licensing? Make it a world wide thing too, imagine 3rd world country families with 1-2 children instead of 9. No more "feed these poor children...they have no food." Because they would actually have enough food and the population wouldn't be growing out of control. Ah but who cares, I mean earth has infinite resources and food and energy. Oh, whats that you say? It doesn't? Oh. Maybe I should rethink my selfish, self serving, over consuming. Nah, let the next generation worry about it.